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Some Jet Blue passengers heading to Cancun were stuck
on the tarmac at JFK Airport for eight hours last week
when their plane couldn't take off because of bad weather.
Oh, to be a fly in *that* cabin...
The Top 16 Things Overheard on
the JetBlue Plane Delayed 10 Hours
16> "On the bright side, the pilot has had time to sober up."
15> "At least it's bearable now that the screaming baby is
properly stowed in the overhead bin."
14> "Flight attendant! I have a shoe bomb! Can I leave now?"
13> "You'd think it's pretty clear by now there are no snakes
on this thing."
12> "Coffee? Tea? Xanax?"
11> "Another vodka and cranberry juice? Certainly, Ms. Lohan.
Let me bring you a fresh airsickness bag, too."
10> "Forget more peanuts -- that poodle in 6E is looking pretty
tasty right now."
9> "We apologize, but for safety reasons we cannot deploy the
oxygen masks -- despite the gentleman in 15C who had the
chili burrito last night."
8> "Nicotine gum! Right here! Only $200!"
7> "Mr. Fiennes, other passengers urgently need to use the
lavatory!"
6> "The good news is this gives the Captain time to sober up."
5> "Ladies and gentlemen, to help pass the time, we will be
screening the complete four-season run of 'Blossom.'"
4> "Those of you on the left side of the plane may be able to see
travelers lucky enough to be stranded *inside* the terminal."
3> "Wanna join the 15-foot-high club?"
2> "We ask you to keep your additional comments stowed up your
asses for the rest of the flight."
and the Number 1 Thing
Overheard on the JetBlue Plane Delayed 10 Hours...
1> "We apologize for the delay, but all the de-icing equipment
is being used for the Hillary 2008 campaign."
hahaha
I hate flying period. When we were delayed for touch down in Baltimore, kids were screaming and crying for a good solid hour. One was able to hush up and the other one just wouldn't stop. Next time I fly, I'm bringing the noise cancellation ear phones to tune everything out unless I get a shake that somethings gone horribly wrong.
lmao nice. Though I do have to wonder why they didn't just let the passengers off until the plane was ready. that's just rediculous.
I'm very chlostrophoebic and could not imagine being stranded on an airplane for, like, sixteen hours or however long that flight was grounded. I'd probably panic.
Negative 1. Why is he still sitting there listening to music when the damn planes on fire?